gothiccharmschool:

Teacup. Bathtub. YES.
mushroomaximus:

IS THAT A TEACUP BATHTUB WHY YES IT IS


omg.  I need this.

gothiccharmschool:

Teacup. Bathtub. YES.

mushroomaximus:

IS THAT A TEACUP BATHTUB WHY YES IT IS

omg.  I need this.

(Source: k-la-tee-da, via assassinationtipsforladies)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WANT TO KISS YOU!
I WANT TO KISS YOU TOO!
HOW DO WE DO THAT?
I’M NOT SURE!
UGH! WHY ARE OUR FACES MADE OUT OF BANANAS?
BECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS WITH LIPS!
EXCELLENT POINT! YOU ARE VERY SMART!
THANK YOU! LET’S MASH BANANAS!
[preorder the book]

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WANT TO KISS YOU!

I WANT TO KISS YOU TOO!

HOW DO WE DO THAT?

I’M NOT SURE!

UGH! WHY ARE OUR FACES MADE OUT OF BANANAS?

BECAUSE WE WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS WITH LIPS!

EXCELLENT POINT! YOU ARE VERY SMART!

THANK YOU! LET’S MASH BANANAS!

[preorder the book]

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


Dog: Hello koi!
Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

(via callmebliss)

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

(Source: transtofuscramble, via sleepydumpling)

chubbycartwheels:

juicyjacqulyn:

femmesandfamily:

juicyjacqulyn:

God was all like “and let the humans have a chin”
and I was all like


babe

bringing this back lol

LOL

chubbycartwheels:

juicyjacqulyn:

femmesandfamily:

juicyjacqulyn:

God was all like “and let the humans have a chin”

and I was all like

image

babe

bringing this back lol

LOL

(Source: pardonmewhileipanic)

fancybidet:

clambistro:

neuroneptune:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

omensetters:

oh my god

how long before he starts wearing fedoras?

this commentary is even BETTER

DICKIE DAWKINS: PRIME FUCKWIT OF THE UNIVERSE

I used to love the way he wrote about biology but reading the shit he’s written on twitter in the last two years has made me want to kick him in the dick.

fancybidet:

clambistro:

neuroneptune:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

omensetters:

oh my god

how long before he starts wearing fedoras?

this commentary is even BETTER

DICKIE DAWKINS: PRIME FUCKWIT OF THE UNIVERSE

I used to love the way he wrote about biology but reading the shit he’s written on twitter in the last two years has made me want to kick him in the dick.

(via turnmil)

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

(via hautenheavy)